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These Insane Cheating Stories Will Make You Happy You’re Single

We have all been in relationships that felt like they were doomed from the beginning. Amidst the constant fights and arguments, it becomes very obvious that the relationship is not going to work out! Especially if there is a constant feeling that your significant other has a wandering eye! However, there are still a few people who have absolutely no clue that their relationship is going downhill! Better to be single than catching your soon-to-be-ex cheating on you.

Here are some stories that will make you glad that you’re single!

1. If you’re single and want to get in a relationship – you might want to reconsider your decision!

My mom came home to our old farm property to find my ex step-dad porking his girlfriend in the front yard. On their 35th wedding anniversary. She called the cops and had them both removed.

2. Girls, if you ever catch your man cheating, tell his mom!

One of my co-workers ran into her then-boyfriend’s house to get her phone charger before work. She walked into his bedroom and found him in bed with another woman. She then took a picture of them in bed, and SENT IT TO HIS MOTHER.

3. He dodged a bullet! And his story has a happy ending!

Walked in on my ex fiancée 6 weeks before our wedding. She was sleeping with one of our coworkers. Quit my job there, she made me cover the remaining costs of the wedding since we were within the 90-day limits and ONLY my name was on the contracts. I moved away to college. She stalked me. I put a restraining order on her. I got counseling. I was a mess. Life gets better. I’m married to an incredible woman. Successful in my job. And I’m 1.5 years cancer free! I’ll take it. Plus I don’t have her in my life anymore. Dodged the bullet is how I look at it now.

4. Tale from the other side!

Tale from the other side: I was having sex with a girl in her student dorm (6’x12′ cell!) when her drunk BF walked in. I hid under a bean bag while they had sex less than a foot away from me. Such a weird experience, I’m still processing it.

5. This is sad. But, also very epic!

I walked in early from work. My door was locked. It’s never locked. So I super stealth mode opened the door and found her and my roommate in bed together. I simply had her move her shit from my room to his. I hooked up with one of her friends like a week later and she was pissed. They both moved out at the end of the month. She tried to break in after I went on deployment, but didn’t know that I found a new roommate. He pulled a sword on her, it was epic.

6. This guy has a really sad life, to be honest!

Not me but at college one night we had an “x” rated hypnotist on campus. He got the participants to do and say stupid shit. One of the games was Jerry springer and he asked em all what’s one thing about their roommate. Gal tells everyone “my roommate cheats on her boyfriend constantly.” Said bf is a friend of mine. He got up, straight faced, and quietly left. Poor dude had a ring and everything.

7. What is even going on here?

I walked into the living room and saw her cuddling on the couch with my roommate. He was heavily petting her while watching tv and I watched her lick his fucking face. That’s when she saw me. She jumped off the couch and ran over to me and kissed my face over and over as I tried to take my shoes off. Then I gave her a cookie and we went to the dog park.

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